Mark Walters - Reports From the Pinball Scene. Column 6: Tales of the Hurricane

Mark Walters writes for McSweeney's oneline and iphone app. He also, as you would expect, plays a shitload of pinball. This recount was epic.

1. Not only did the donut shop have an old wooden pinball machine, but also a tattooed woman with black hair worked behind the counter. We all fell line love. (With the woman.) We tried to seduce her with elaborate donut orders.

2. Play Hurricane every day while washing her fantastically complicated underwear.

3. We look wrecked, like defeated clowns.

4. I had three credits racked up, and i bestowed them upon the imp.